Bloomsday at McDonalds

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BLOOMSDAY AT MCDONALDS

Address: McDonalds Family Restaurant, Cnr Swanston and Londsdale Sts, Melbourne

Monday, June 16th

North Carltonian Chris Wallace-Crabbe will expound upon the point at which oxymorons are in danger of becoming tautologies and will then eat a quarter-pounder

Fitzroy literary identity Peter Craven will sing an aria on the wireless from Verdi’s Othello

And his friends will appear in hotpants with the botties cut out in honour of Molly Bloom

Melbourne University Vice Chancellor, The Hamburgler, will then explain why he stole all the ham [Surely “idly poke fun at poetic young students while shaving himself”. Ed]

Stage-rating: you know you don’t want it.

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